Chivalry: Justice

Justice is the second of Scott Farrell's seven knightly virtues; it's also extremely important in regards to the social systems of today. I imagine that the laws of yesteryear were perhaps more greatly defined than those of today, as the rise of free-speech has blurred the line between what is right and what is opinion, but a strong sense of justice can be extremely attractive in a potential mate.

She Doesn't Know I Exist

I didn't have a lot of mojo in high school, which I know must come as a shock to all of my readers, but there were certainly a lot of girls that I wish would have noticed me. While I had strong friendships with a lot of my crushes, there was one girl in particular that I never had the courage to speak to, and I'm pretty sure that, if she had passed me on the street in high school, she wouldn't have recognized me as one of her peers.

The All-Nighter

In high school, the summertime was a wealth of parties for my friends to go to. Actually, any time was a good time for a party, but there were more of them in the summer. What made the summer parties better than any of the others is that it would always be so warm outside that we could pretty much crash anywhere, whether it was the middle of our friend's kitchen floor, or the middle of an empty field. This particular party was great for a different reason.

Rule 02: Don't Get Sleezy

'De Amore,' a 12th-century French novella written by Andreas Capellanus lists twelve rules to follow in love. The second rule, 'Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest,' basically means that you should keep from getting so freaky in the bedroom that you alienate your partner. Also, don't whore yourself out around town behind her back, because that's pretty douchey and a betrayal of trust. Actually, at the time it might have meant to stay a virgin until you'd found the woman you love, and while that's still good advice today, I don't expect anyone to listen to it.

I Destroy Happiness

Sometimes I let myself get talked into things that I'm really not interested in doing, but never by a man. I guess it's possible that I just don't have any guy-friends that want to spend time with me, or, even less likely, that I'm just such hot-stuff that all the ladies want to get some face-time, but...women can just manipulate me any way they please. And then there are times that I'm actually able to say no to a woman that's asking me for something. This is one of the times that I said no, and then changed my mind to suit, not a matter of the heart, but a game of spite.

Snowed Out

In my grade eleven year, there was a surprise snow storm in the middle of February, and not one of us was prepared for it. The morning had started out cold, and it looked as though it were about to rain, but there was no sign of snow. By the time our classes started that morning, the snow had started, and it didn't let up until later that night. Naturally, the school bus drivers spent the day preparing themselves to get to the schools in the afternoon to drive the students home...all of the drivers except for ours.

Unsolicited Advice 2

Trolling through the dating section of Yahoo!Answers, I've compiled a few questions in need of attention that I think I might try my hand at answering. Granted, my advice is likely to be horrible, but I think it's unlikely that the authors of these questions will read this blog anyway. And if they do, and happen to take my advice...they are more than welcome to pen a guest entry to let me know just how horribly I screwed them over.