Anything For a Blonde

I have proven myself to be a very obstinate person, to the point that, even after someone's convinced me that I'm wrong or that I should participate in whatever they've been trying to get me into, I will continue on with my refusal out of my sheer unwillingness to admit that I might not have been completely right. But now matter how pig-headed I can be, there's always one thing that's able to break through my idiocy and make me give in: a magnificent mane of blonde hair.

There's No Honeymoon Phase

'Twas a bright and sunny day,

her golden locks bounced into view.

I searched for courage to say,

in hopes reply would be "I do."

I approached her dear mother,

with my request less than modest,

hoping there was no other,

lest my heart be torn from my chest.

Astrid Sidaway-Wolf: a woman so nice, they surnamed her twice. Thrice if you add on my own, as you will, because this is the story of when she and I got married (and later divorced).