This is Why I'm Single

There are some days that I get kind of lonely, and I wonder why I can't get myself together enough to earn the love and respect of a woman. Then there are the days that I'm just so horribly wrong in every way that I realize I'm alone for a myriad of reasons, all of which are my own doing. This is the story of when my friend Jess helped me to realize that I was a terrible, terrible date, and I should probably come to terms with the fact that I will die alone.

The Cutest Couple

My group of friends in high school were varied, both in personality type and upbringing, and, through the years, our numbers fluctuated from as low as eight to as high as thirty, so we were never short of entertainment. Like any large group, we didn't always get along, but, when it was something really important, we would all come together. And what's more important than an award recognizing the cutest couple?