Getting Lucky

Often times, when confronted with a sloppy drunk woman, I will do my damndest to find someone else for her to harass so I can go about my own business in the land of the coherent. Unfortunately, I work in retail, and, drunk or not, a customer is a customer. If you're really lucky, and you're working with someone you hate, passing the drunk customer off on them is one of the most satisfying, and hilarious, events of your day. If you're as unlucky as I am, you're trapped at the customer service desk, with no one around to bail you out of your situation. This is a story about when I got Lucky.